I have been in university all of 3 months, and all of a sudden I’ve realised something.
I have become the stereotypical lazy student, there are approximately 12 dishes creating a vile stench in my room, but do I move them? Do I clean them? Of course I don’t. They’re symbolic of the monster I have become and I despise it.
I feel lethargic and tired CONSTANTLY. But again I lack any motivation to do anything about it, the only time I really move is to buy alcohol and chocolate which I consume masses off. This can’t be it can it?
Struggling to find the light at the end of the tunnel, but I suppose that’s down to me. The voice inside my head is saying EXPLORE this foreign city you worked your arse off to get to live in! JUST DO IT! No copyright enfringement intended.
I find my self writing lists of thing I need to do and ignoring them, I’ve been to the library ONCE!
So I proclaim that tomorrow I WILL COMPLETE THIS SIMPLE LIST AS A STARTING POINT TO MY LIFE AS AN IMPECABLE STUDENT;
I will finally finish my Christmas shopping
I will visit the library
I will not wee in my sink because I am too lazy to walk the 3 metres to the toilet
and do not get drunk even though your friends tell you to